Jack's Mousery

Exhibition mice in standard coat, since 1995.

Below are some things people have said about me or my mice over the years. Some of them are even true.

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"Your mice are just awesome." --Kadee Sedtal, Thasek Rodentry

"...bastard..." --Tony Cooke, author of "Exhibition and Pet Mice (1977)"

"Jack, you always do a good job!" --Roland Fisher, Ph.D.

"Jack knows what he's doing. He's just a dick." --Stina

"What?" --random person on the street

"I love your mice." --Ann ("Mrs. Beach")

"I love you." -Jenny Erwin, Whiskers 'n Tails Mousery

"Narcissistic." --Christy

"Thank you!" --Amber (pet adopter)

"Nobody has the know-how you do when it comes to breeding mice." --Brenda

"[A] fuckin [sic] idiot." --Tara

"I don't like your type of person." --Robin

"Jack Garcia is the most whole and pure creation the universe has ever seen; indeed, he is a beacon of goodness--a true and perfect example of what it means to be realized human being. His mice are worth more than their weight in gold, and his words are divine. We worship him unreservedly, and you should, too." --Joint press release submitted to the United Nations on behalf of His Holiness the Dalai Lama, Donald Trump, and Kim Jong-un with signatories from more than 293 countries